Laki ua hopu ke kanaka makamaka i ka wahine. I ko lākou komo ʻana i ka manaʻo no ke kaʻina hana a eia ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana, hauʻoli lākou i ka hiki ʻana mai o ka mauʻu i nā kao. ʻO nā hoaaloha maikaʻi no ka dick a me nā sandwiches a me ke kūlana 69, ma ka pōkole hauʻoli nā mea āpau.
He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
Makemake au e hoʻōho i kaʻu mau moe kolohe!