No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
I ka wā e hiamoe ana koʻu kaikuahine, ua ʻoi aku kona nani. A ʻaʻole ʻano koho ke kaikunāne, ʻo ke kaikuahine ʻo ke kaikuahine. ʻO ka mea kupanaha, ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ka ʻiʻo o kona kaikuahine, a i ʻole, ʻo ia paha ka dick o kona kaikunāne. He mea maikaʻi kā lākou hana ʻana.