ʻO ka lede ʻakaʻaka a ʻike maoli ʻia. ʻO ka mua o ia mea maopopo ua hana ʻo ia i kahi mea pāʻani, akā ua wehe ʻia ka anus a mākaukau loa no ka moekolohe. ʻO ka wahine maikaʻi, koe wale nō ʻo ka uʻi ʻana me ka liʻiliʻi o kona nui. ʻO ka nīnau wale nō, he aha ke kūlana i kūpono iā ia?
Kahaha mānoanoa hoki i loko o kahi liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi o ka wahine, maikaʻi o ka mea hoihoi koke e hana iā ia i ka anus! ʻO ia ʻano hiʻohiʻona e hoʻonāukiuki koke iā ia, he ʻano kino leo ʻokoʻa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu me ka labia wale nō, no ka mea, ua kikoo loa lākou, ʻaʻole hiki! Ma ke ala, ʻo kona anus ma hope o ka moekolohe ʻana me he tunnel no kahi ala kaʻa pāʻani. Akā, he aha ka ʻike moe kolohe i loaʻa i kēia lede ʻōpio, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia!
ʻO ka pōkā ʻono ah